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Shmagarantang 

This species is nearly extinct, it can be rarely found running across the grass plains of South Africa. The shmagarantang loves cuddles and is one of the sweetest creatures you will ever find if your lucky enough to come across one
Sightings of the best species in the world, the shmagarantang are so rare that a glance of one would be coveted by many
Shmagarantang by Shlinker July 4, 2018
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Shmagada 

adjective: When there is a hot girl in your vicinity and you
want to tell your friends without her knowing that you want

to fuck her brains out. #nocondom #yolo
1. Shmagada six o'clock!

2. Shmagada body, no shmagada face.

3. That's a Shmagada if I ever seen one.

4. Shmagada, I do declare.

shmagack 

1.A white guy who dresses and acts like a black guy.2.Any guy who acts like he,s someone else,usually making a complete ass of himself constantly.3.A white guy who talks with a south side Chicago ghetto accent.
"Yo sup G money! Yall trippin like a mo fo! best gets to steppin fool! and get up off me!" "peace" Larrys mom is unaware she gave birth to a colored baby, o thats right she DID,NT Larrys is a fucking SHMAGACK
shmagack by CHICAGO GUY February 11, 2008
1.The filth that gathers in the foreskin of filthy uncircumsized people.
2. The gooey crap that gathers in the corner of your eye, in the middle of the night.
Tyler had been visited by the shmagma fairy in the middle of the night and he had shmagma all over his face. ( The shmagma fairy being a filthy uncircumsized 300 pound man named bubba).
shmagma by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
As versatile as the F-word, shmaga has a number of definitions, though it is mostly used as an adjective.
Adjective: He is such a shmaga.
shmaga by Brian B21 February 11, 2007
the normal excess that sometimes collects under the foreskin of a male's intact penis
"A little shmagma is no big deal- just wash it away in the shower, like anything else."
Shmagma by hyperjes January 18, 2007