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shlinkle 

the act of stealing something in a funny or goofy manner
I am going to shlinkle your water bottle.
shlinkle by Draco_sp November 22, 2022

Donkey Shlankled 

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.
"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
Donkey Shlankled by Philly S501 February 26, 2010
To shine or glitter, particularly of less delicate items e.g. chunky jewellery rather than fine diamonds.
shunkle by Richard Womersley January 12, 2006

shmungleberry 

A very very silly type of berry that is delicious and wonderful in strudels
"Hi jim"
"SHMUNGLEBERRY STRUDEL"
shmungleberry by GraffL August 2, 2023

Shlongker 

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.
Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me
Shlongker by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020
Another word to describe someone on your walls while playing the minecraft gamemode factions.
There is a shunkle on our walls, make sure you get him off!
Shunkle by Shunkle February 7, 2021