Jinngle shlop

When a guy runs around outside naked shaking his penis around and slapping people in the face with his penis.

Kyle: Whoa! A dude just jinngle shloped me!

Me: *points* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guy: BAM!!!

Me: *Jinngle shloped* Damn!

by This little birdy July 24, 2010

Cobble-shlopped

1.) (v.) Ruined in a material sense, screwed over.

2.) (v.) intercourse.

3.) (adj.) Extremely drunk

4.) (v.) To get drunk, The action of becoming intoxicated.

Cobble-shlopped, Cobble-shlopping, Cobble-shloppingly

1.) I'm cobble-shlopped, I lost all my money from the bet!

2.) I heard they cobble-shlopped all night.

3.) He was so cobble-shlopped after the party.

4.) We are all going to the bar for Cobble-shlopping!

by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008

Shlik Shlop Slurp

Sound effects used in hentai, also there is "Gulp" "Fua" "Splurt" and of course, "NGHAAA!".

A: (Shlik) I-I'm...gonna come!
B:W-wait- I'm not-
A:(Splurt)

B:HAAAH!
(just cuz the site wants to: Shlik Shlop Slurp )

by sut3pp July 23, 2020

shlip shlop

Shlip shlop is what Bill Cosby says, indicating a sucking noise. (Most likely a cock)

"Are you bout to shlip shlop my puddin pop?"

by Boi_person May 22, 2016

shlop

when its 3 am and ur feeling horny so u go to your little brothers room and ask for that gawk gawk 4000 and you end the night with his peepee in your bootyhole.

Me: Yo give me that shlop
Brother: Ok, say less
*shlop shlop gawk gawk bababooey*
Me: that was some good ass shlop. Thanks bro
Brother: anytime... step bro

by i LIKE SHLOP January 8, 2021

Shlop

Clueless and have no purpose in life

You are a shlop

by thecockwanker November 9, 2021

Shlop

DEFINITION: Criminal bozos (Mainly the word "Criminal" but the word "Bozos" incorporated when a person is related to your convo)." Usually used with the preceding word "Brodie" because yall fatsos need to stop being lazy.

Brodie shlop moment when you find out your mom left you forever.

by PronounsImagine May 9, 2022