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When you are talking to someone and you cannot help but notice how bad their shlid is and your eyes are drawn to it.

(taken from star gazing)
Was talking to Luke Taylor and couldnt help but Shlid-Gaze, was awkward

Went to an astronamy class with Luke Taylor, wasnt star-gazing but Shlid-gazing
by hgjkdfls; March 12, 2012
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