New Zealander: I'd like one shleppinaboog, thanks. and make sure you put it in a boog.
Storekeeper: What the hell are you talking about? We don't put shlepp in a boog!
New Zealander: Okay.
Storekeeper: What the hell are you talking about? We don't put shlepp in a boog!
New Zealander: Okay.
by Shleppy the Orangey Pant January 29, 2011