Top Definition
A word that is becoming very popular in New York.
To "Shkoom" someone is a N.Y. prank that means walking up to some random person, kiss them, and say "Hey Mom/Dad!", and insist no matter WHAT they say.
I Shkoomed John Doe yesterday.
by Ze Muffinman Rules August 08, 2006

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