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When taking a shit and it comes out of shape and breaks into pieces or comes out weird.
Shawntell: Whatchu doin' mayne?

Latrill:Damn man im taking a shit; why does it burn?!!

Shawntell: Are you sure you didnt shiztort your self???

Latrill: Aww Blood!!!!!!! I shiztorted all over the place how the fuck did it get on my feet???!!!
by AB-Z November 05, 2009

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