Shittyaimer

A male that has difficulty controlling his penis in order to guide it into his partner's vagina; a sex amateur.

Addison: I bet you enjoyed the honeymoon sex!
Ailani: Not even. Duncan couldn't even get it in the right hole, or even in my hole for that matter!
Addison: What a shittyaimer.

Shittyaimer by CrimsonClover July 4, 2009

ShittyMerry 

When in a sexually act of anal fisting and you stick your fist deeper then usual and grab the shit out of them. Then with this shit you rub it on their Tit's.

Generally done around Christmas time for good times.

Last night I ShittyMerry'ed Nina and she loved it.

ShittyMerry by NinaDestoyer69 February 14, 2017