When it is late at night, and you can't call out to anyone, or no one is home and you take a dump and there is hardly any toliet paper left, and you try to use the last little bit and you get shit all over your fingers.
by Durek October 10, 2006
The result of the process of removing a condom after having anal intercourse with a female, or if you're into it, a male, partner.
by The One who calls Himself I Am, Jr. February 6, 2006
by amanda357454 January 12, 2009
by ciarab June 2, 2005
A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.
My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.
by ShitSpatulaEater June 12, 2014
A nickname for someone who had a tendency to pick their ass in front of others like its a casual thing, causing others to be completely grossed out. The kind of person you dont want to share a bed with.
Girl: Do you see what youre doing?!
Victim: No...
Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck!
Victim: No...
Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck!
by greenanon December 21, 2008
just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag
.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split
.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split
by jamma-dee September 3, 2006