Shittunity 

The small window of opportunity you have to go poop when you first start feeling like you need to take a crap. This window goes away if you ingore the urge or don't take time to go poop right then. If you don't get your crapping done within this window, you may be screwed the rest of the day.

Man, I missed my shittunity this morning and I've been stopped up ever since.

Shittunity by VKM January 16, 2008

shitfinity 

An overwhelming amount of shit. A shitload many times over.

Etymology:

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
|
|---> shit times infinity
|
|----> shitfinity.

Shitfinity!

I have a shitfinite amount of work to get done by yesterday.

To shitfinity and beyond!

shitfinity by Refried February 22, 2004

Shiternity 

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall

Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."

Shiternity by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008

shitcurity 

Incompetent, power hungry security guards who think they're the police. They always try to find an excuse to mess with people.

Mall shitcurity kicked me out because they thought that I was a bum!

shitcurity by FreeSingularity May 2, 2019

Shitznity 

Shitznity is used when you do have anything logical to say that is somewhat appropriate to a PG13 audience and above

Rather using WTF - Oh, Shitznity! Is somewhat classy

Ohhhh Shitznity! Are you kidding me?
Or rather using “Ohhhh, Snap!” You say, “Ohhhhhh, Shitznity!”

When you’ve accidentally stepped on a Lego piece and rather cursing - Shitznity! Is the WT#%^

Shitznity by ButterflizGhost February 20, 2022

shitfinity 

The actual name of Comcast's television, internet, and telephone service. The beloved cable company, widely respected for its honesty and top-notch customer service, was just trying to give its product an accurate name. However, customer complaints about the obscenity soon forced them to censor the name to "xfinity". Sometimes stylized as SHITFINITY®.

After his bill nearly doubled, Dave spent over an hour on hold determined to cancel his Comcast SHITFINITY®, but once the service rep. finally answered she simply refused to let him cancel it.

shitfinity by Chuuupa July 23, 2016

Shittitity 

The level of absolute shit in any given statement from a scale of 0-100.

Jim: Wow, I just finally did my homework for once in the entire year.
Chad: Jim, the level of shittitity in that statement you just made is at least a 67 on the scale.

Shittitity by JeffarryLounder November 11, 2020