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shittard 

Joey Hoey is a shittard.
shittard by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004

Shitfart Separator 

The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts
I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.

My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

Shitfart 

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting
I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate
Shitfart by Short penis October 18, 2019

shittard 

a fucktard that is either a worthless piece of shit, cannot control his own defecation, or both
Brice sits on his ass all day masturbating. Then he goes to dinner and can't hold his own bowel movement, so he has to shit right outside the Denny's. He is such a SHITTARD.
shittard by smg2003-2007 May 7, 2009

Shittard 

A shittard is someone who is a all around dumbass, and has less common sense than a rock.
look at Harold he is a complete shittard, he is being such a stupid fuck.

Shittant 

The worst kind of description that you can utter when the normal words like shit, terrible, dire, abomination, disgusting, dreadful and horrendous just don't cut it.

It is a culmination of these all these words and used to describe the worst and only the worst situations when the words that are the normal go to seem to downplay the severity that you are trying to express.
What an absolutely 'shittant' situation
Thats just 'shittant'
Nigel Farage is truly 'shittant'
Shittant by SHITTANTONE December 20, 2020