Shitserv

A list of recipients in one's phone book that would receive a multi-media text message when another feels that their defacation is one worthy of being transmitted, almost as a trophy or an award, for all of their closest friends to see.

Coming from the root words: Shit & Listserv

John: I really need to tell Miguel to take me off of his Shitserv...

Peter: Why?

John: *Shows Peter his phone* That's why...

Peter: SICK!!!

Shitserv by jefflencioni February 18, 2010

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shitsermon

fake philosophy, pseudoscience, false narrative without any scientific or pragmatic backing.

I'm sick of the shitsermon of your herbalist. That punk ain't worth the attention bro.

shitsermon by PolTol March 13, 2020

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Divine Shitervention

When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.

Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.

Divine Shitervention by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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