Shits a hedgehog 

To wish the pre-mentioned act upon someone getting right on your nipple ends.

'Bob told the gaffer I got away sharp yesterday, and I got a right bollocking, I hope he shits a hedgehog today'

Shits a hedgehog by Dabhand August 28, 2009

hope his next shite's a hedgehog 

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

hope his next shite's a hedgehog by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009