Shitibility 

How likely an object or person is to shit itself on a regular basis.

Brad has such high shitibility, that all the pandas run away.

Shitibility by muttmutt June 20, 2011

shitability 

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.

"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

shitability by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. July 13, 2018

Shiticality 

When 2 or more people are taking a dump in a public restroom... The resulting combined odor, when detected by the olfactory glands of anyone present causes them to see a "brown flash".... Similar to a nuclear criticality ....both are caused by a critical mass of "PU".

Pete is no longer allowed to poop in our restroom when someone else is already in there...he has caused too many people to experience a shiticality induced brown flash due to his high fecal enrichment.

Shiticality by Doc184 June 6, 2013

shatability 

shat·a·bil·i·ty
/SHatˈəˈbilədē/

A public restroom that possesses combined levels of cleanliness, comfort, amenities and also provides both visual and olfactory appeal which can be rated and/or ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the best, fractional numeric values can be utilized, i.e. 6.7, or 9.2, etc.) by the individual having to sit down on a toilet to urinate (piss) and/or for a bowel movement (shat).

The shatability of the crapper in that resturant was a solid 8. The owner of this establishment would be well served to improve the shatability rating to at least a 6.5 to ensure repeat customers. Only a shatability scale that allows a less then zero rating could best describe that restroom.

shatability by Shakespeareiums January 24, 2016

Suitability 

To determine the likelihood of being able to pull off a suit in a given situation.

Suitability is always an option, for a gentleman.

Do you think next week's dinner with your mom is suitable?

Suitability by Wait for it. November 5, 2018

Shitability 

The ability of a situation, a person or an object to be shitty.

"If we invest in this, what is the percentage of its shitability?"

"I'm not sure I want to keep seeing her, I hear her shitability is very high"

" - Why are you home? - I felt my shitability increasing this morning, I didn't want to offend anyone"

Shitability by Franky Frivolity December 9, 2017

shitability 

The ability of the object in question to "get shit done "

My quads climbing shitability is awesome

shitability by Ricky fantastic January 21, 2014