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Shitcast 

A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.
Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!

Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.
Shitcast by kahlonginth December 31, 2021

shitcase 

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out
Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!
shitcase by checheishere May 14, 2011

shitcake 

Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.

When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.

Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....
shitcake by osibisa November 16, 2007

shitcake 

Mr. McGregor is a shitcake - he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.
shitcake by von Trips August 29, 2009

Shitcaker 

One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.
" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"

shitcake 

Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found
When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.
shitcake by Shit Brick July 2, 2003