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Shitbrewer 

Adjective: The first grass Joint/Spliff of the day that starts the feeling that you must take shit before sparking the joint.

Does not occur everytime! , maybe after a night of fierce munch.
Guy : Oh mate im no sparking this bad boy the now , i need to to take a shit!

Guys Mate : Aww a shitbrewer ha ha
Shitbrewer by Mcschnick June 19, 2010
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ShitBreaker 

Playing BrickBreaker on one's BlackBerry whilst defecating.
Mate, my new high score on ShitBreaker is 28,160! It took me three sessions to rack up that many points.
ShitBreaker by respecteves May 20, 2011

Shitbreaker 

A game called Brickbreaker for the Blackberry Smartphone. The only time most people have time to play cellphone games is during a run to the shitter.
I got over 8000 points on shitbreaker but my legs fell asleep and when I got up off the seat I busted ass on the bathroom floor and my phone went flying, knocking the battery out, so I lost my saved scores. I really did get over 8000 points. Im making chili tonight, you better watch out.
Shitbreaker by M Reavey March 19, 2008
when some takes a shit in your bathroom then sprays air freshener after, and you can still smell their shit but it just has a shit/flowery odor.
Bob: Man Jim did you just take a shit

Jim: Well yea but at least i sprayed (air freshener)

Bob: I don't care if you sprayed it still spells like shit, just mountain fresh shit now

its like you sprayed some shitbreze or something every fucking where!!!!

Jim: Well sorry

Bob: You should be. A man should never have to smell another man's shit.

shitdrawer

The file cabinet at work in which one routinely takes shits.
I will need to find a new shitdrawer because this one is almost full.
shitdrawer by Chris Deemer December 28, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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