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I dont fuck with that shit 

When you don't wanna do something because that's not how you are.
some friend: "Hey , you wanna smoke this joint with three kind of plants?"

You: "Nah bro, I dont fuck with that shit."

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire 

When you see something on the internet thats made by satan its self
Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire she has duper big dicks on her nipples that are shitting and licking her

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked 

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.
B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg