Hey Travis, you better tell your girlfriend to stay away from the tanning salon... you don't want her to get shit skinned, do you...
Joe: "Ahhh man! Someone broke into my car and stole my stereo!"
Police officer: "No doubt it's the work of that shit skinned gang, again."
Joe: "You mean there is a gang who has shit for skin?"
Police officer: "No, just the color of shit."
Joe: "You mean niggers?"
Police officer: "That is EXACTLY what I mean!"
Joe: "Damn shit skins!"
Police officer: *laughs*