Shit-box

A car, truck or van of questionable reliability and/or common decency.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.

A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.

Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.

Edgar: I was trying to change lanes on my way to the Chervon and I was nearly side swiped by some clown in a civic.

Romulus: was it a shit-box?

Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.

by Raven_of_Raisins July 20, 2022

shit box

a place where people go to let out magical things

wow bro i really needa use the shit box

by daddy christ is in you. December 3, 2020

Shit box

A shit box is. Something that doesn’t work

This car is a shit box

by SUMMERARCH December 30, 2020

Ya shit Ina Box

"Basketball term" used for your locked up / you can't go anywhere because the defense is too good.

Bruh your getting clamped "ya shit Ina box"

by ExlusiveBuckets July 11, 2017

Shit-boxed

Being barraged by something powerful in a videogame as soon as you spawn in for no reason.

Guy1: *spawns in a random GTA server and gets blown up by a MkII Opressor in under 2 mins*
"Dude! I just spawned in and I already got shit-boxed! this game is so unbalanced!

Guy2: Sounds like a skill issue to me.

by MP_Yamodo Kamodo December 8, 2022