THE SHINJI

BEATING YOUR MEAT OVER YOUR SLEEPING OR COMATOSED GIRLFRIEND

my mans had the super hot desert dick so he hit the girl with the shinji while she was sleeping

by oohwe121 June 25, 2016

Shinji

Shinji is a male teenager, who would not take things seriously and would fail the task.

Please be serious about your work, don't be a Shinji.

by XGarDX October 22, 2017

shinji nut

A Shinji Nut is a nut busted beyond your better judgement, resulting in the realization that you are so fucked up.
Named after Shinji Ikari, the Shinji Nut is a kind of post-nut clarity.

Busted a Shinji Nut last weekend to a video of Tom’s mom. I still feel like a broken man.

by pncregretsupreme May 17, 2019

shinji kinnie

a virgin incel infp Who has mental illness

“im a shinji kinnie….”
“wtf”

by borinq June 25, 2021

shinji kinnie

Shinji kinnies relate to Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evagelion and need help, therapy anything because they all have depression.

Shinji kinnies need help lol.

by akira101 July 10, 2021

shinji kinnie

a depressed mf with severe daddy issues and quiet demeanor. a very anxious person because they were abused/neglected emotionally in some way as a child, and it's now interfering with their social and cognitive abilities. lots of sad people on the internet refer themselves as "shinji kinnies".

that guy has been sitting there spiraling staring at the wall with his earbuds in for three hours. he's def a shinji kinnie

by yourmominator January 25, 2022

Shinji Ikari

Definition 1: The main character of the anime "Neon Genesis Evangelion"

Definition 2: Fapping to a person comatose person in a hospital

For Definition 1:
Person 1: Who's that guy riding the robot
Person 2: Oh, that's Shinji Ikari

For Definition 2:
Person 1: Hey im gonna pull a Shinji Ikari
Person 2: Dude, you need some serious help

by A Local Idiot October 12, 2020