That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.
Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.
Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.
Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.
by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019
Term used when referring to a ridiculously cool act. It is an act which is on the most infinite level awesome and amazingness.
by Insane OBJ February 24, 2017
"Man i felt so sick yesterday"
"Why"
"I was doing some shimon and i saw some beenshoots hanging out"
"Oww man that's terrible!"
"Why"
"I was doing some shimon and i saw some beenshoots hanging out"
"Oww man that's terrible!"
by Mash Dat March 5, 2009
Andrew shimon is the most sexy person to ever walk the earth. He has the biggest cock in the world. ALL HAIL KING ANDREW
by 45325353543645 October 6, 2022
yoram shimon, hechanti lecha kneidalach
that dude is a true yoram shimon
damn i love that yoram shimon
that dude is a true yoram shimon
damn i love that yoram shimon
by Yoram Shimon August 30, 2023