Top Definition
Oxymoron Jewish person Eg. Not rich or bad at math.

A person who says "cunt" a lot.

Plays bass guitar.

Will say "Are you shitting me?" upon reading this.
That guy is such a Shimmon.

Stop Shimmoning.

Do you Shimmon?

Stop pulling off a Shimmon.
by assjob September 13, 2008

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