shimeon

Shimeon is the omniscient and omnipresent ruler of our world.

He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.

When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.

Only the great dictator Shimeon can guide us through these global catastrophes.

shimeon by themashiara November 24, 2021

shameron

A tall black male who loves listening to music. He is a very good friend, and always tends to be put in the friend zone. If you are lucky enough to be his friend you better keep him around. He would do anything for his friends.

Wow Shameron is such a good friend.

shameron by kekekatty03 March 19, 2014

Simeron

The name simeron derives from the Hindu religion. It means demanding Retard.

Woah look mayur there’s simeron. What a retard.

Simeron by Hhahahahhh May 10, 2019

Simeron

This name derives from the Hindu word for Demanding retard.

Oh wow look mayur there’s simeron. What a retard.

Simeron by Hhahahahhh May 10, 2019

shimron

Defines a very bubbly and excited girl who lives her life to impress kids and doggos. She always stands up for what's right and loves memes. She's also got the attention span of a fish, so that's something to remember too.

You and Shimron: *in a deep conversation*
*A butterfly passes by*
Shimron: hey, look! That's such a beautiful butterfly!

shimron by crocinfordinner November 22, 2021

shimeon

Shimeon is the omniscient and omnipresent ruler of our world.

He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.

When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.

Only the great dictator Shimeon can guide us through these global catastrophes.

shimeon by themashiara November 23, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

Shimeron

shimeon

shameron

Simeron

Simeron

shimron

shimeon

crunchy

Galantir

murderhobo

Whale

Concrete cowboy

hobo loko