Shigoon

Verb: To sloppily pleasure a woman's genitalia while dancing in a public area. Usually executed by severely intoxicated men and women with impaired judgement.
Noun: The act of shigooning
Present: Justin is shigooning that girl.
Past: He shigooned her - and she liked it.
Future: He is so going to shigoon her.

Noun: That was a sneaky shigoon.

Adjective: She came back looking very shigooned
by Megaloathe February 04, 2012
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Shigooning

A combination of taking a massive shit and gooning which shit comes out. If done correctly, both bodily excrement are released simultaneously.
Ethan hadn't taken a dump in 5 days to save up for a massive shigooning session.
by D1SHIGOONER March 13, 2025
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