Shiatus 

a period of time spent sitting on the toilet texting, after you've finished your dump.

Go away! I'm enjoying my shiatus

Shiatus by Flash!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 1, 2010

Shiatus 

Combination of the words 'shit' and 'hiatus'.

I was so constipated, it felt as if my arse had gone on a 'shiatus'

Shiatus by Doostick September 29, 2019

Shiatus 

Combination of the words 'shit' and 'hiatus'.

I was so constipated, it felt as if my arse had gone on a 'shiatus'

Shiatus by Doostick September 29, 2019

shiatus 

Constipation

Somebody get some Metamucil cause i'm on a shiatus.

shiatus by number.9 May 22, 2024

shiatsu 

"hand job"

Originated from massage parlours that advertise as shiatsu parlours

Dude, i just robbed 7-Eleven...shiatsu's on me!

shiatsu by AYI November 12, 2003

shatus update 

A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.

Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.

shatus update by spumoni April 22, 2010

Lord Shietus 

Someone who ruins ever thing he touches. Derived from King Midas, the man whose touch would turn anything golden. Lord Shietus however has the touch that makes everything turn to shit. The destroyer of anything good. Friendships, possessions, and everything else can and will be ruined by this guy. Everyone has a Lord Shietus somewhere in there lives.

Lord Shietus turned this party into shit.

Lord Shietus by Cheya Boi August 15, 2010