Shellhammered

To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.

Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?

No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.

Shellhammered by Jubal E. Harshaw October 9, 2008

shellhammer 

to devise a sneaky plan in taste to leave somewhere. you feel like ripping your fingers off and frying them. or baking them...just because you're there. and the people around you are total hicks.

to be ditched because you are way too weird and/or high.

"courtney, let's shellhammer this kevin kid. he is wayyyyy too much of a hick."

"oh wow, do you guys realize we were just shellhammered? i guess we're way too weird and high for them. usually we do the shellhammering."

shellhammer by vickyanne88 March 11, 2009