The most insane person. She’s usually a blonde/ginger and she’s rock solid . No one can get to her and no man can ever hurt her. Everyone wants to be her friend but some people are scared of her ! She’ll do anything for her friends and she loves them to the world and back. No one ever knows what to expect from a shelby and she keeps on surprising everyone. Her favourite type of man is ones with a long dick . Shelbys are very cool and very good friends but you won’t want to fall out with a shelby ever
by Anyonomouse1 December 30, 2017
A fat ass, that thinks they are better than anyone else. They think they are popular but they are with the popular crowd because they are someone to laugh at.
Shelby Foote
by Winnipoo November 25, 2009
A flat chested ugly stripper (pole dancer). It is recommended that you wash your sheets after smanging (smash + banging) this rare beast. Be careful where you leave your wallet with this one, ultra-sound techs and strippers can't be trusted.
David: I just got smanging that girl shelby. I think she took my wallet.
Jake: You mean that flat chested stripper we picked up last night?
David: Yeah, I had to wash my sheets.
Jake: You mean that flat chested stripper we picked up last night?
David: Yeah, I had to wash my sheets.
by jolly roger69 March 11, 2011
by flankyy October 2, 2011
1) A girl who has a big nose and or a mustache. Dresses as if were in the 50's and smells like a fucking queef coming out of a smelly-fat-retarded-fuck from wal-mart.
2)A fat girl who loves drama and tries to tell her your secrets and yells them across class. Also has fucked up teeth.
2)A fat girl who loves drama and tries to tell her your secrets and yells them across class. Also has fucked up teeth.
1) Man tht shelby is kickin on her lip and she smells hella bad.
2) Shelby is gay and has fucked up teeth and know one cares about her drama cause she stinks like rotten eggs.
2) Shelby is gay and has fucked up teeth and know one cares about her drama cause she stinks like rotten eggs.
by papa pp May 27, 2008
THE BEST GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET IN YOUR LIFE. OMFG SHE IS SO HOT. SHE'S USUALLY AROUND 5'2 AND CHANGES HER HAIR COLOR A LOT. YOU'LL WANT TO HiT THAT. MORE THAN FOUR TIMES.
by pussycunt June 13, 2005
Shelby is a stupid argumentative little stupid head that has to have things go her way or she will whine and cry. She is the worst possible person to know.
by Pxssyboy January 4, 2020