The ultimate homosexual stud-muffin who likes playing with crowbars, midgets, and motor oil, at the same time. A true Freakus Maximus.
I met this incredible SheikEric last night at the blue leopard lounge. He had my ass stretched like a drum skin.
by Chance June 18, 2003
A homus majoris mountaineerus who likes big trucks, big women, and wiffle balls. Likes the sport of midget felching.
by chance June 19, 2003