Sheetlove 

The rare psychological issue of chronically making your bed with numerous sets of sheets, particularly bottom fitted sheets that you can then pull one off as they get dirty. White Claw drinkers are particularly susceptible.

We watched as Kat put the third set of sheets on her bed, she obviously suffered from Sheetlove.

Sheetlove by Pegleg T October 2, 2019

shitlover 

An individual that allows family and friends to treat them like shit. The individual gets tired of having to tolerate the bullshit treatment and will cry to people that don't treat them like shit and these people that never shit on that individual will be there for support. But then the individual wants to tolerate being shit on again by their family or friends and then the people giving the individual their support end up having to deal with that individuals shit.

The shitlover is a lost cause and always ends up going back for more so don't even get involved or you will be a shitlover too.

shitlover by jpg3 December 5, 2011

sheetload 

A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.

Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!

sheetload by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010

Shelovesmichael

Y'all ready know Shelovesmichael

Guy : Hey babe have you been cheating on me?
Girl: Yeah but it was with @shelovesmichael
Guy: Oh that's fine I would too no homo

Shelovesmichael by BoyBoy69 September 11, 2018

Sweetlove 

something you call someone that means the world or more to you. You like them in a boobiliously loving way. you love them more than you could ever loved and give your heart and soul to them, wouldnt have a second thought about giving up your life for them. you love them for everything they do and say and they are perfect to you in every way. Seeing them smile is the best thing that can ever happen in a day.

Guy: ' hey sweet love how are you'

Girl' good how are you muffin'
guy ' Hey need a heart trasplant dont you?'
girl: ' yeah"

Ten hours later
Girl ' who's the donner?'
Doctor: i dont know all he said was to tell you ' My heart belongs to you Sweetlove'

Girl started to cry

Sweetlove by Boobsissacool August 12, 2011

Sweetlove 

When a man takes a shit in his hand and proceeds to slap a woman across the face with the hand filled with shit

She would not stop talkin shit so i had to give her a sweetlove.

Sweetlove by Mennagin March 2, 2008

SEEDLOVESNOUSH 

SEED is in love with NOUSH...

SEEDLOVESNOUSH are forever!!

SEEDLOVESNOUSH by Mojito! November 12, 2019