Sheenius 

(n), A genius person or idea on the intellectual level of Charlie Sheen
(adj), used to describe a person or idea that is cleaver enough to have been thought of by Charlie Sheen.

Charlie: I probably took more than anybody could survive... I was banging seven-gram rocks, and finishing them, because thats how I roll!

You: This man is a Sheenius! Get him an award!

Sheenius by Streetiti March 17, 2011

sheenius 

a brilliant act of personal meltdown.

You showed real sheenius last night. Don't worry I'll make bail by noon.

sheenius by Fan of Charlie March 19, 2011

Sheenius 

the act of being bat shit crazy to get attention

"dude the guy crapped his pants to get out of jury duty....

Pure SHEENIUS"

Sheenius by v1nman March 27, 2011

Sheenius 

One who spends his life studying and analyzing the life of Charlie Sheen. Once well educated and well practiced in the life and times of Charlie Sheen, One can be classified as a Sheenius.

Man1: My boy Smokie got a blowjob from 2 pornstars at that club last night, all while smoking 7 gram rocks of crack and reciting lines from the 2nd season of "Two and A Half Men".

Man2: That man is a fucking Sheenius.

Sheenius by The Zaric March 21, 2011

Sheenus 

A dick with cocaine on it.

Origin: Seth Macfarlane, The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen.

"He's the reason a dick with cocaine on it is called a Sheenus."

Sheenus by DogmaJones September 28, 2011

sheenist 

One who follows the way of charlie sheen, he is always winning, drinks tiger blood instead of water and loves pornstars.,

When I walk out of my bed full of pornstars and my head hurts from all the crack, I walk to my fridge and drink some award WINNING tiger blood, I realized I'm a sheenist

sheenist by Danik Kosol March 30, 2011

Sheenis

The snorting of cocaine off one's penis. Named after the party legend poon hound himself, Charlie Sheen.

Your girlfriend loves my Sheenis. Winning!

Sheenis by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023