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Mr Shearman

The best science teacher ever. At one point he looked homeless and also tried to fit in with the boys by having curtain bangs. He often stares a wall and got hit in the eye by a pole once and proceeded to ask if other people were alright.
“Do you remember Mr Shearman?”

“Yes he was the best teacher.”
Mr Shearman by dilf_lover December 12, 2021

sharmander 

A pro nickname given by gods by only a few in the world. Mix between original name and a pokemon. Allows for hours of pokemon related jokes.
Yo Happy Birthday Sharmander!
sharmander by Ericsito Bebito February 2, 2009

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney 

An address you'll remember after having to watch Finding Nemo.
Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"

Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"

Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"

Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"

Tom Sherman Special 

Also known as The Ol' TSS, The Tom Sherman Special can be either:

a) A mixed drink composed of Tequila, lime juice, and Sprite.

b) A sexual maneuver in which one finds a classy lady, goes down on her, but instead of licking any part of the vagina, he only licks pubic hair.
1. One must be careful when ordering a Tom Sherman Special in the bar, or else they could end up with an unwanted drink.

2. Remember, a classy lady is the most important ingredient to the Tom Sherman Special and if she doesn't have pubes then she's just not that classy.

3. Give 'er the ol' TSS

Wet Sherman 

Upon reaching climax (usually by HJ or BJ) a man sticks the tip of his still wet penis into his partner's ear. Similar to the manor one would give a "wet willy" with their finger.

Usually deemed disrespectful.
Tom was a real jerk. He gave Bonnie a wet sherman after she blew him.
Wet Sherman by jack-spratt February 6, 2013

Rusty Sherman 

To put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. Tada.
Jane was mortified when she came home to her husband hoovering the house whilst performing a Rusty Sherman and crying out in a high pitched voice `I'm a lady!'
Rusty Sherman by Mr. Wopopo July 23, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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