Top Definition
A motherf*cker who originates from malaysia and enjoys hacking other people facebook accounts because apart from playing with his dick, he has no life. His room mate a robot sometimes jack off with him and sometimes jack him off.
Shazwan is a very obnoxious repulsive obliterated and assholic creature that he is despicably denied from online networking such as facebook and myspace. he even forgot his atm card number *sigh*
Shukri: Siddiq! dont be a shazwan!
Siddiq: of course! hes a motherfu**er
by yooyee February 09, 2010

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