Shawdomize

Shawdomy is a term used to describe the act of the Shaw Communication Corporation bending over their customers and performing anal sex, or any non-genital to genital congress, whether heterosexual, homosexual, or with human or animal.

yea I agree, I feel Shawdomized

Shawdomize by Canadianconsumer January 28, 2011

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schadomized

a general term used to define, in a work environment, the act of your superior or owner of a company verbally abusing a person or team for a mistake or *perceived mistake*. Sometimes confused with the act of 'getting steined'.

The client fired us so I got called into the big office and was schadomized for my mistakes. or The boss yelled at me today and reminded me over and over how poor of an employee I am, I got schadomized like never before.

schadomized by Not R&R July 18, 2006

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Shawdomize • sawdomized • schadomized • shandorize

shandorize

Mess up something that works correctly in order to extend it's abilities.

I got some last minute changes so I need to shandorize everything!

shandorize by hackkkyy January 21, 2011

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sawdomized

Transitive verb:
To sodomize with a saw or saw-like weapon.

Inflected form: sawdomize

I sawdomized that Unreal Tourny n00b with the Ripper.

sawdomized by Stexe November 22, 2006

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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