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Shalashaska Shinkawa

Don't say it out loud, it will make your furniture start floating
"Hey dude please don't make my furniture float"
"Shalashaska Shinkawa"
"noooooooooo"

shawshank shitting

the act of using surrounding noises to strategically defecate in a public restroom. taken from Tim Robbins' escape from the fictitious "Shawshank Prison," wherein he bludgeones a large sewage pipe with a rock, striking the pipe only when the thunder from a lightning bolt is loud enough to mask the noise of his stone as it strikes metal.
man, i had to crap so bad! but i knew with only one other guy in the bathroom, shawshank shitting just wouldn't be an option.
shawshank shitting by LobsterRodeo September 20, 2009

Shalashaska

1.The most bad ass villain to ever exist.
2.Revolver Ocelot
Shalashaska can juggle 3 revolvers at the same time.

shawshank exemption 

To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.
Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.
shawshank exemption by amra July 12, 2006

Shawshanked 

The condition of having been sucked in by a highly watchable movie while channel surfing or walking past a TV. Originally derived from The Shawshank Redemption.
Dude, I was in Best Buy getting a printer cable, and I got Shawshanked in the TV section for like 30 minutes by the first Matrix.
Shawshanked by JT Dizzle February 5, 2012

shawshao 

the sound emitted when two fully erect penises collide at full speed during sword fighting.
Chad and Kyle flailed there moist members about, and they collided with a mighty shawshao!
shawshao by Stands2pee February 10, 2019