"I just got back from shattle"
"What the hell are you talking about? You shat your pants?"
"No, shattle. In Washington."
"Oh, Seattle. Why don't you learn how to speak you dumb bastard"
"What the hell are you talking about? You shat your pants?"
"No, shattle. In Washington."
"Oh, Seattle. Why don't you learn how to speak you dumb bastard"
by timyahtim March 28, 2009
by shatmister April 29, 2009
The act of defication while riding a bicycle. Primarily used to provide extra cushioning and support between the saddle of the bicycle and the posterior of the cyclist.
1. Lance shattled himself during the race in an effort to provide the support he lost to his missing testicle.
2. I heard John shattle in an effort to relieve his aching ass.
2. I heard John shattle in an effort to relieve his aching ass.
by fotofotof June 23, 2015
A combination of the words shat + tattle. To tell a person about someone else's dump or blowing up of a bathroom.
Frank: "I didn't even go into the bathroom yesterday, but I could smell Brett blowing it up in there!"
Tom: "Didn't you shattle on Bill last week? These guys are gross!"
Tom: "Didn't you shattle on Bill last week? These guys are gross!"
by fhoenyx March 16, 2018