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1.
1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.

2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner
1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates
by gcrack September 18, 2011