Shatner's Toupee Share definition Flag This occurs when you're taking a dump and you scratch your balls and the loose pubes fall out over your shit Hey, did you see Bill Cosby? He was wearing William Shatner's Toupee. Shatner's Toupee by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Shatner's Toupee mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch