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1.
Verbe: The act of farting in an inescapable enclosed area. (i.e. an elevator, or car in motion)

Noun: An alternate term for a Douchebag
1) I just turned this elevator into a shartwagon ride to the penthouse

2) Its gonna be a long ride to the jam-basket in this shartwagon.

2) You are such a Shartwagon
by Shartwagon September 02, 2010