Shartload 

not quite a shit load but more than a handfull. you know, a shartload.

Guy1: hello friend, would you like to go to the cinema tonight?
Guy2: no, i am very sorry. i have a shartload of work to do tonight for my seminar tomorrow

Shartload by iridefattwins January 21, 2010

shitload 

more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.

shitload by lightbulb March 14, 2004

metric shitload 

A metric shitload is roughly 2.287 english shitloads.

I've got a metric shitload of stuff to get done this weekend

metric shitload by Twigman May 29, 2003

Shartnado

An explosive unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, with a twist.

After my fifth bean burrito, and three cups of coffee, my bunghole released an EF5 Shartnado that leveled my pants.

Shartnado by ScooterDnSC July 8, 2014

shitload of bullfuck 

Noun used to express extreme dislike of an object or situation. A favorite phrase of James Rolfe, the "Angry Video Game Nerd."

This game sucks ass! It's a shitload of bullfuck!

shitload of bullfuck by A.M.A. January 2, 2009

what a shitload of fuck 

common expression used by the angry video game nerd. Used to express anything extremely frustrating, confusing, annoying, or stupid

I remember playing ET on the Atari, I tell you, what a shitload of fuck

what a shitload of fuck by Destoroyah September 9, 2010

Shartled 

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

Shartled by Markalept October 22, 2009