Shartbarf 

The action of uncontrollably 'sharting' in Austria / any other German speaking country.

Girl: I ate so much schnitzel last night that I sharted everywhere
Guy: Oh my God you must have seriously browned up those bed sheets
Girl: Damn I know right, it was a total shartbarf

Shartbarf by Jamie and Michael May 10, 2011

shartmare 

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream

"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"

shartmare by Paddow101 September 12, 2016

shartmart 

When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

shartmart by 76Gutz May 15, 2018

shartburn 

a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of gasseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid shite (a shart), which, due to the recent consumption of spicy food, simultaneously leads to a distressingly painful case of hotring. A lethal and humiliating combination.

"Dude, gotta go, I just sharted.... Holy fuck, it's shartburn!!!"

shartburn by Chiefnutz October 17, 2005

shartburn 

what happens after a shart

loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes

shartburn by Alpino December 15, 2008

Sharttard 

The act of farting but accidentally crapping ones pants in a retarded fashion.
One who resembles the stains in a retarded persons underpants.

Dennis is a sharttard.

Sharttard by crumb5336 May 5, 2009

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

shartard by lit_af March 2, 2017