Shaq

A bowl of marijuana that is sooo packed that the ganja begins to overflow from the bowl. It is refered to as a shaq bowl because of the massive amounts of marijuna in one bowl.

Let's pack a Shaq.

Dude that Shaq bowl got me straight raised.

No more Shaq bowls please.

by JEMROKA November 19, 2011

Shaq

One which sucks at basketball, which he proves by shooting under 53% free throws. However he has mastered the art of getting the calls from every referee in the leauge which is the only reason he has sucsess. See lard ass Its like being really huge but not having any knowlege or skill

Shaq sucks at basketball but he is a tank so he murders people in the paint with no fouls called on him. good job shaq you fat ass

by Greg May 8, 2005

Shaq

A shaq is when you have to take a huge dump. It usually consists of the following criteria:

1. Abnormally large
2. A definite brown color
3. Usually leaves you slightly retarded after taking it

Man, uh, I just took a really, uh, nasty, uh, shaq.

by Snaggle Tooth Douglas May 1, 2007

Shaq

This guy is very misunderstood, but when you talk to him you will soon realize how loyal he is. Shaq has a deep personality that you will never know unless he lets you inside. Be careful not to lose his trust because it is hard to get back. Shaq is a gentleman who wants the best for his partner in life. He is huge into gaming and being on the internet. He is definitely pushing his education as far as he can to make a better life for himself. He is the person who will strive to get exactly what he wants in life no matter how long it takes.

That guy is so driven! His name must be Shaq.
Is that a dedicated college student, no it's just a Shaq!

by CountryQueenYouKnow April 23, 2016

Shaq

When a girl wears a long sweatshirt or piece of clothing to cover her ass so people cannot look.

Jessica has a fat ass and she was wearing leggings but she was shaqin

by Created by Adolf Hitler's Mom December 14, 2017

Shaq

Movie star, rapper, basketball player, game maker and all round God. Noone can match his skills, nor can they size up to "Shaq Jr". He gets all the honeys in the Shaqbus.

Damn, there's Shaq. Say goodbye to all the honeys...

by Hockey K Os September 30, 2003

Shaq

Player who has now gone to Miamiheat because he Is shit.

I could never get those free throws!
(Steel)

Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution!

And we welcome you here for todays match between Miami vs Nuggets. Shaq gets the jumpball...And gets a substitution.

Shaq is out for 4 weeks due to him attempting a jumpball!

by Marc December 28, 2005