The Shapiro

The act of touching, ever so gently, your scrotum to your nipple.

In order of difficulty: The Ground Beef, The Hemisphere, The Shapiro.

The first time I saw The Shapiro, I wasn't sure whether to be in awe or to vomit... or whether to be confused, because I was slightly aroused.

by Shapirolover69 April 28, 2009

shapiro

A term used to describe a snitch, or a suck up.

Man, I got suspended because of that Shapiro.

by Inertia Longtrail April 12, 2007

Shapiroed

When one makes a big deal out of something that is trivial to others.

He Shapiroed the restaurant for food being out of order.

by SomethingNewonUrban December 23, 2018

Cal Shapiro

Vocalist of a music group called timeflies. He is a singer and free-styler. His ultra-charming looks make people swoon. He is also extremely terrified of strawberries, although no one (including himself) is sure why.

Cal Shapiro is the singer for timeflies. Some of his best works include I Choose U, Swoon, One Night, and Ride.

by YaBoyLin December 28, 2013

Ben Shapiro

Renowned hypotheticalist. He hates everything that's left. He wouldn't even take a left turn while driving even if his life counted on it. He also has a wife, trust me, he does, and she's a doctor.

Guy 1 - "So I was watching a podcast on TV and there was this one annoying dude who kept blabbering about radical leftists in a squirrel-like high pitched bullet train voice

Guy 2 -"I think you were listening to Ben Shapiro."

by FactuallyCorrect September 19, 2021

Ben Shapiro

Some guy who is objectively inferior to Shen Bapiro.

Shen Bapiro > Ben Shapiro

by Inquisitive Walnut March 22, 2022

Ben Shapiro

The part of the foreskin that is removed during a circumcision.

The Brit leaned forward and sucked up the ben shapiro completing the circumcision.

by Coolgoy September 20, 2021