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Shapester 

An out of shape individual. One who does not exercise and their physical appearance is indicative of their sedentary lifestyle and poor dietary regimen. Pejorative. Term originated in New York City metro area.
Person 1: "Ah man, that's a fucking shapester."
Person 2: "Yeh, there is no good reason that she should be dressed like that."
Shapester by Ljer37 May 26, 2008
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Shapester 

Shapesters are oftentimes flow artists, performers who draw shapes on space and time using lights or flames.

The word may also refer to anyone who skillfully creates precise shapes such as a quilter or origami artist.
1. That was one hell of a performance, you shapester!

2. Only a true shapester could forge such a divine octahedral ornament.
Shapester by Spiral Stardust September 12, 2019

Shanaster 

Someone who engages in shanastery, tomfoolery, bullshit, or shady dealings
Mike Oxbig, puts Vaseline on his driver, he’s a Shanaster.
Shanaster by MRLING January 22, 2022

shiester 

Somebody who rips people off or does things that only benefits themselves.
Don't make deals with him, hes a shiester.
shiester by Simon D. February 8, 2005

shayesteh 

Is the best friend, ever.

She is beautiful and kind and very helpful in the hard situations. You can count on shayeste as the best friend ever!
Shayesteh is the best refigh in the world means you can never find a better friend
shayesteh by Moonsa August 19, 2018

shagster 

one of them crazy white kids with shaggy hair that looks nasty as hell and curls at the ends
"that white boy is a shagster killin dat nasty hair"
shagster by DQ August 23, 2004

shapesturbating 

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers
Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting
shapesturbating by Jernandez December 3, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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