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Masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.
Guy 1: "Where you goin' dude?"
Guy 2: "I'll be right back, I'm just gonna go for a quick shap."
by cbrian13 April 25, 2010
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a jewish kid who wears hats
Shap, light the menorah.
by bca hakensak January 10, 2009
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The male art of masturbating whilst perched upon the toilet taking a dump. Key words here are "Fap" (Masturbate) and of course "Shit". Also, the past pretense of shapping may be referred to as "To have just shame".
"Daaamn, did you hear about Rick in the bathroom?" "Nawh boss, what happened?" "He was taking the biggest shap in life!" "GROSSSSSS." AND "Bro, I think i just shame." :\
by , Señor Pachecks' August 25, 2009
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A man who sends females pictures of other men's penises trying to help them out
"Did you get that from Shap?! that can't be his"
by dblover69 November 26, 2011
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Shap is a combination between Shut and Up. As in the popular phrase; "Shut up."
Will you please shap?
by EdwardsLaw July 29, 2009
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When you wanna tell someone off in a joking manner.
*pull up to a middle aged bystanders*
Jesse: "Excuse me do you know where I can find the nearest CIBC."
Bystander: "CIBC, I think there is one-"
by Amir February 15, 2005
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taking a nap on the shitter
Damn dude, what took you so long, were you taking a shap?
by sunnystar August 22, 2007
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The Belfast, Norhern Ireland word for
De yis want anything, when I'm down the Shaps?
There is a lovely wee fish SHAP at the bottom of our street
by Damian October 01, 2003
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