Shap

A really pretty female, (bad bitch)

Yea bra she Jhi like a shap bra.

Where are the shaps at?

by TrillTel March 1, 2020

Shap

The combination of shit and crap. Just a typical insult.

"This is so Shap!!"
"You're full of Shap"
"He can be so shap sometimes"

by Jibby Unicorn May 26, 2019

Shap

When you shit and fap at the same time

He was shapping at my mom's house

by Hambre December 9, 2017

Shap

The male art of masturbating whilst perched upon the toilet taking a dump. Key words here are "Fap" (Masturbate) and of course "Shit". Also, the past pretense of shapping may be referred to as "To have just shame".

"Daaamn, did you hear about Rick in the bathroom?" "Nawh boss, what happened?" "He was taking the biggest shap in life!" "GROSSSSSS." AND "Bro, I think i just shame." :\

by , Señor Pachecks' August 25, 2009

Shap

Blind af potato that falls of his bike. Lives off powdered soup. Known sex pest.

Shap is the worst bike rider in the world.

by Poly89 July 1, 2022

Shap

A man who sends females pictures of other men's penises trying to help them out

"Did you get that from Shap?! that can't be his"

by dblover69 November 27, 2011

SHAP

Shap = Shit + Happens. However, SHAP can be used in conjunction with other words or acronyms, like, Shapadoo, Shapadon't, Shapado etc. SHAP + anything is possible, like, Shapallelujah. The possibilities with SHAP are endless, so have fun.

Guy #1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me last night.
Guy #2: SHAP!

by FjordIsABaller April 18, 2014