Shanner

A Scottish word beleived to have originated around the Central Belt sometime in the late 20th centurey describing and object (usualy a vehical) which is in a delapedated state of disrepair and generaly an embaresment to the owner.

Example 1

Jock #1 "Here mate, your car's an utter SHANNER!"

Jock #2 "Aye whatever man, your dirtbike's the biggest SHANNER i've ever had the misfortune to gaze upon!"

Example 2

"Mate, i've had enough of this Audi! Its a total SHANNER!"

by Coopertrooper87 November 15, 2012

Shanner

Someone/thing shan, rubbish, undesirable

1: Davy, ya shanner!
2: Did you see that car? It was a shanner!!

by solodini November 6, 2006

Shanners

An act of shear stupidity.

John: Lads, I think I've left my petrol cap back at the Petrol Station!

Fred: He's only gone and done a shanners!

by theSeskuFOX May 4, 2010

Shanners

A creepy earthling who spends all free time on the computer, chewing on straws, DDRing, and crying over senseless things. Can be lured out of dark corners when presented eggnog.

Bob: Hey Tom, where are all the straws?
Tom: They're gone, Bob. Shanners came by earlier.
Bob: Bloody Hell.

by Shanners November 9, 2006

Shanners

One of the most beautiful people I have ever met.

Act of shear beauty.

Intelligent, confident, cute and amazing in every way.

Nick name for Shannon .

"My Shanners"

by JDR2011 October 12, 2011

pseudo-bohemian shanner

pseudo-bohemian or someone who tries to be hippy but they're not.

shanner.. or another words: A COMPLETE BITCH !

1. i hate pseudo-bohemian shanner's.

2. everyone hates pseudo-bohemian shanner's.

by pseudo-bohemian shanner HATER May 28, 2008

Shanner

Useless, disappointing and/or an embarrassment.

Danilo (footballer at Rangers FC) the worst Brazilian since Stevie Wonder shaved his wife’s fanny, he’s a total shanner.

by 1BigEck January 10, 2024