Shandle

A toilet seat handle (Shandle = seat handle) that has built-in antimicrobial protection against germs and bacteria so you never have to touch the dirty toilet seat again. It's offered in many fun and colorful designs. There's a Shandle for everyone! Find yours at www.theshandle.com

I love my Shandle.

by Heavyd777 December 16, 2008

shandling

noun.
The combination/shortening of the phrase "shipping and handling"

I can't believe the shandling on this product was $8.53!

by deathmuffin December 7, 2006

shandle

An unfashionable wearer of both socks AND sandles at the same time can be defined as being a shandle.
A spotter of such crime can also be refered to as a shandleir.

Tourists in European countries in high summer. Usually male, may also be wearing a bumbag, god forbid! For some unknown reason will be walking around in swealtering heat wearing (commonly white) a pair of socks and a pair of sandles. Socks + Sandles = Shandles

by leehamilton51 April 22, 2006

shandle

n. a fart

v. to fart

n. That was a nasty shandle!
Is that a shandle I smell?

v. I have to shandle.
She shandled.
Did you shandle?

by Lainie September 3, 2005

Garry Shandling

This is what Hanz Zimmer would look like if he was on drugs.

Garry Shandling looks like Hanz Zimmer on crack cocaine.

by Restekp August 4, 2018

ira shandles

A man who is right and wrong at the same time but he always turns out to be the greatest dad ever

Dude Ira Shandles is the bomb

by Flockey Jackson April 12, 2014

Garlic Shandling Burger

A burger flavored with garlic

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Garlic Shandling Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018