Shander

People who eat sandwiches while sitting on the toilet.

Dude! that guy was totaly being a Shander.

by Tasslehoff Burfoot April 8, 2009

dirty shanders

The act of stealing your neighbors feces without them knowing and spreading the remains onto their breakfast pancakes.

Hey Mikey! you love eating Dirty Shanders, don't you?

by fecalmastah May 24, 2006

Shander

A ship name for Shyanne and Xander. It is Perfect

Their ship name is Shander.

by Methan is real January 15, 2020

Shander

Shander (noun) - cigarette
To shander (verb) - to smoke
Shandi - cigarettes

E-shander - vape
Herbal shander - weed

“I need a shander.”
“I haven’t shandered since yesterday.”
“Where is my e-shander?”
“Do you have any shandi?”

by tomandzina October 13, 2025