Shamtats Share definition Flag A male who's genitalia is so small, he pees on his on balls. Steve, you got a wet spont on the front of your pants. I can't help it, I got DaShamtats. Shamtats by NAMEHTMi September 3, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Shamtats mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch