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Shampitty 

To shampoo your armpit hair so as to remove the smell of stale sweat. Usually more effective than soap alone
Tim: "Man, my pits are rank"
Reed: "Well did you shampitty?"
Shampitty by MikeMacE January 15, 2009
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Shmitty Is a Gaming YouTube channel who makes Roblox videos, he started in 2017 and still makes videos to date. He is also known for video game development on Roblox, most people dislike him.
Hey did you watch Shmitty's new video?
No, I haven't got a chance yet.
Shmitty by Lucky Matt October 22, 2019

shaditty 

sha·dit·ty

shady + shitty = shaditty

Something that is both simultaneously shady and shitty.
Did you see that eBay auction? That guy was trying to sell a piece of art after changing the artist's signature. SHADITTY!
shaditty by cloude January 27, 2006
i wish shmitty was my name
shmitty by josh choi February 20, 2005
A shmitty is the kind of person who knows how to be easy. They are generally very muscular and work out a lot, and they bench press a lot and brag about it.

They are short but buff.
Cyntatetz bro, don't mess with da shmitty bro.
shmitty by DanielIntenseBro March 28, 2007
A shmitty is an old perverted man that has not showered in days, smells rancid, and touches himself in public
Little Girl 1: Look at that Shmitty Mommy!

Little Girl 2: Yea, he's a shmitty, i see him touching his private parts!

Mother: Let's go he's creeping me out....
Shmitty by heheheheheheh4545 December 4, 2016